God: Hello friend. What is your name?
God: I am very pleased to meet you faithlessgod.
Me: what is good?
God: The opposite of Evil.
Me: what is evil?
God: it is the opposite of good.
Me: how do I know the difference?
God: Because it's true.
Me: how do I know it is true?
God: This belief is justified.
Me: what is its justification?
God: Evil's purpose is not clear to me.
Me: Is good's purpose clear to you?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Now if only debating his followers could be so straightforward.